Secrets of the Sexes

      So a friend was talking to me about some girl (friends) of his having a bitterfest coming up this weekend, when all the single girls basically bitch about being single while pretending to be proud and happy and stuff. And then he told me about how the boys retaliated with manfest where boy fun of epic proportions would be had (meat, poop, fire, other junk).

     I laughed because it amused me. And then I realized that I already knew the secrets of the different sexes, so why not share it with the rest of the world? Trust me, this isn't Cosmo or some sort of nifty (or not so nifty) teen magazine "100 ways to tell if he likes you" because I will summarize all that in ONE sentence. Well one sentence per sex, so 2 sentences really. Note that I said sex and not gender because sex is whether you're male or female, and gender is whether you're masculine or feminine. Now you know.
 

The secret you ask?

Guys really don't care, until they do.

Girls always mean what they say, unless they mean the opposite.

.............

I never said that the secret would be useful.

Just keep on living, I guess, and you'll figure it out. Maybe. I still haven't. Congratulations, you're exactly where you started.

Cheers!
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