And these are the things that irritate me:
1. My pants are not fitting me properly. I have to wear a belt and that makes a belt bump and if I don't wear the belt then they fall down. I need a proper pair of black and blue jeans.
2. My shirt looks dumb. I have to wear all black for the play and I should have just worn my Guinness shirt.
3. Instead of eating a healthy lunch, I just ate two cupcakes.
4. My ear is frostbitten.
5. My underwear constantly slides out of place.
6. I WANT NOODLES. Where do I get noodles?
7. I should have worn my Guinness shirt.
8. Why can't my bra just FIT?
9. A lot of this is about clothes.
10. Totally having a fat day.
11. Why did I eat TWO cupcakes? WHY DID I TAKE TWO CUPCAKES? Oh right, because I wanted to give one away. HAH. Didn't happen.
12. People. Just stop being yourselves, people. I dunno, shape up or something.
13. :Aksjdk;ajd;sadjsa;ds grumble bah humbug.
Okay, enough. I'm going to be more grateful. I promise.
1. My pants are not fitting me properly. I have to wear a belt and that makes a belt bump and if I don't wear the belt then they fall down. I need a proper pair of black and blue jeans.
2. My shirt looks dumb. I have to wear all black for the play and I should have just worn my Guinness shirt.
3. Instead of eating a healthy lunch, I just ate two cupcakes.
4. My ear is frostbitten.
5. My underwear constantly slides out of place.
6. I WANT NOODLES. Where do I get noodles?
7. I should have worn my Guinness shirt.
8. Why can't my bra just FIT?
9. A lot of this is about clothes.
10. Totally having a fat day.
11. Why did I eat TWO cupcakes? WHY DID I TAKE TWO CUPCAKES? Oh right, because I wanted to give one away. HAH. Didn't happen.
12. People. Just stop being yourselves, people. I dunno, shape up or something.
13. :Aksjdk;ajd;sadjsa;ds grumble bah humbug.
Okay, enough. I'm going to be more grateful. I promise.
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