Sunday, December 23, 2012

Checklist for Coming Home

1. Ask me about my weight.

2. Ask how fat I've gotten.

3. Ask what I'm going to do with my future.

4. Be disappointed that I'm probably not going to be a doctor.

5. Ask about the weather in Sask.

6. Ask me how much I exercise.

7. Watch exactly what and how much I eat.

8. Call me "big butt" and other sort of nicknames.

9. Fight and insult and my intelligence.

10. Start over.

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