A little sexist, the title, no?
a) After antibiotics after the wisdom teeth extraction, my intestinal flora were shot.
b) I had straight diarrhea, 6-7 times a day for a week. It sucked. Majorly.
c) It got better, and then I got a UTI (WHAT THE HECK BODY? AFTER ANTIBIOTICS COMES YEAST INFECTION, NOT A BACTERIAL INFECTION!!!) and went on more antibiotics. GI didn't hate it but didn't love it.
d) It hurts to pewp. ACID, man, acid.
e) Why is this embarrassing? I can't tell Dan this. I just told him I was pukey. Hah. No. MY BUM FEELS LIKE A BABY'S DOES WHEN IT GETS A DIAPER RASH. I'm in pain. I can't even keep roasted vegetable soup in. Just tea I guess it is.
Girls pewp. And sometimes the pewp hurts.
a) After antibiotics after the wisdom teeth extraction, my intestinal flora were shot.
b) I had straight diarrhea, 6-7 times a day for a week. It sucked. Majorly.
c) It got better, and then I got a UTI (WHAT THE HECK BODY? AFTER ANTIBIOTICS COMES YEAST INFECTION, NOT A BACTERIAL INFECTION!!!) and went on more antibiotics. GI didn't hate it but didn't love it.
d) It hurts to pewp. ACID, man, acid.
e) Why is this embarrassing? I can't tell Dan this. I just told him I was pukey. Hah. No. MY BUM FEELS LIKE A BABY'S DOES WHEN IT GETS A DIAPER RASH. I'm in pain. I can't even keep roasted vegetable soup in. Just tea I guess it is.
Girls pewp. And sometimes the pewp hurts.
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